FULL CONTENTS OF THE APOLOGY LETTER SENATOR NATASHA AKPOTI WROTE TO AKPABIO
Suspended Senator Natasha Akpoti had written an apology letter to the Nigerian Senate President Goodwill Akpabio over their prolonged issues on sexual Harassment Saga. Her letter which she tagged “SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER” came in poetic form was written and addressed to the Senate President.
Remember that Senator Natasha Akpoti was representing Kogi Central federal constituency before the saga erupted which lead her suspension. Reading from the letter, Natasha wrote:
From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan
Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,
It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance – of the very personal kind.
How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.
I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.
Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.
I remain,
Yours in eternal resistance,
Senator Natasha H Akpoti
Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken
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